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小娴天生脸上有一块大胎记，为此只能找很低工资的工作。丁丁是她养的宠物蛇，由于没钱，只能每星期喂蛇喝自己的血。实际上小娴的胎记是天符，她的血可以助妖精修成正果，为了得到她和血，双性魔用各种办法，但却被已经修成正果的丁丁发现，为了保护自己所爱的女主人，丁丁和双性魔展开了一场惊心动魄的战斗.。The epic adventures of the legendary Baran the Bandit following his release from prison. After serving 35 years, it is no surprise that the world has changed dramatically. Still, Baran can't help but be shocked to discover that his home village is now underwater thanks to the construction of a new dam. He then heads for Istanbul to get revenge upon his former best friend, the man who snitched on him and stole his lover Keje. Along the way, Baran teams up with Cumali, a tough young punk who finds the thief's old-fashioned ways rather quaint. When Cumali gets into deep trouble with a crime boss, Baran adds another vengeful task to his roster.。