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When an ambitious realtor and her daughter are held hostage during an open house, they must work together to outsmart their captors.。In a post-apocalyptic adventure in the Swedish archipelago, a science team struggles to find a way to protect the few surviving humans from a lethal mushroom organism. Forced on a journey through the wilderness to find a new bunker in which to continue their research, they come into conflict with an armed gang that uses a drug to delay the effects of the organism. The scientist...。明代故事：已故太原守备之女陈秀英与母开茶馆为生，其父留一铁弓，遗言能开弓者即以女许婚。太原总镇史须龙之子欲娶秀英，被陈母痛打而逃。陈母造之，遇史部将匡忠解劝，约回茶馆。秀英钟情于匡， 匡又能开弓，二人比武成婚。史须龙父子合谋命匡父子解钩，暗地却买通关白劫伪。匡父子因失伪发配云南。史子又去逼秀英，秀英假意允婚，将其杀死J母女同逃，投匡友王富则。不料， 富刚正来访匡，被史家丁拿获，王督抚知其冤，赦之。秀英乔扮男子， 冒富刚名，路上遇关白之女翠娥，许婚。秀英假约三事后、成礼，代掌兵权。起兵攻太原，杀史须龙报仇。王督抚令富刚出战，真假富刚交战无胜负，王又调回匡父子， 匡与秀英相见，夫妻团圆。 一名《英杰烈》、《豪杰店》。《开茶馆》一折有时单独演出，为荀慧生代表作。。