蔡嘉燕

影片以作者的真实经历为创作原型，取材于真实的案例。讲述了一对来自三线城市的北漂青年曾雯雯和鲁小力，历经拼搏并举两家之力才在北京立水桥北购得一套房产，不料惹上房产官司。他们在处理官司纠纷时，卷入一桩婚骗案，又遭遇时所罕见的汶川大地震。其间，两人迎来了各自的成长……。When six friends fly off on a weekend getaway and are suddenly plagued by engine trouble, they're forced to land on a remote island. Looking for shelter, they're grateful to encounter Ma and Pa and their children - an eccentric family living in the island's backwoods. But what begins as simple hospitality turns into a terrifying race for survival as the friends start disappeari...。故事发生在隋朝末年，美女柳絮（俞飞鸿 饰）因行刺隋炀帝（周野芒 饰）未遂，被强令下嫁乞丐二蛋（吴孟达 饰）以示惩罚，次年生下古灵精怪的儿子蛋蛋（叮当 饰）。蛋蛋生于乱世之秋，当时群雄逐鹿、天下大乱，二蛋领着儿子开始了四处漂泊的流亡生活。秦琼（卲峰 饰）与柳絮同出一个师门，情同兄妹，但有缘无份，裴元庆（吴京 饰）少年英雄，曾与柳絮欲结百年之好，不幸英年早亡。为救瓦岗众兄弟于水火，柳絮又忍辱嫁给奸雄王世充（秦焰 饰）。逐渐长大的蛋蛋随父亲多年寻母无果，爷俩只好行乞为生，幸遇师傅刘风（齐景斌 饰）教点杂耍手艺，从此行走江湖，后遇药王孙思邈（刘长生 饰）相赠仙丹，但蛋蛋最挂牵的仍是多年未见的母亲......。